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I'm a blogger and columnist for The Metro, and have been enjoying giving advice and insights in a series of 'How to' blogs. I have written three series of my audio sitcom 'Slaving Away' for audible, and two one-woman shows which have been nominated for comedy awards. However, even with all that, the thing I get emailed the most about it my one blog on small penis humiliation. 

C'est la vie..

But if sex and puns are your bag (and why wouldn't they be?) then read my columns for the ultimate sex guide from a real sex-worker!

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